Cazwell. He's likely NSFW, but he is lovely.

He has mom hair.

Points well made, but wrong musketeer included.

Is it possible Clint Eastwood and Crispin Glover are this dude's parents?

I feel like a lot of these get posted on Jez and this is the first one that impressed me.

That's actually genius. Looks like only six people paid up.

I love that when half of Lindsay's list was censored, the tabloid said it was because some of the men on the list would be damaged by the connection and the mag wasn't trying to do that. But, clearly, they were just trying to stretch the reveal.

Could that be because it is terrible?

Did you hear the lyric about the bananas? No bueno.

I am going with llamas poppin' in them pajama pants.

I will be 37 this year. If it is wrong at 25, I am an embarrassment of wrong.

Anyone who wants can be my neofriend.

The "audience member" isn't that anonymous or hard to find. An entire, detailed blog post was written about the taping of Lohan's 2 Broke Girls work. Also, with a whole audience present proving or disproving this should be super easy.

That would be The Dandy Warhols and the Veronica Mars theme.

That's Ben Lee. He dated Claire Danes in the '90s and he is Australian.

Yep. She was married to a Beastie. The song is called "Get It Together." It is one of my favorites.

At one point she was the cheese and Ad Rock was the macaroni.

I am officially going to be that person.

Thank you. I would happily send it along, but I know that is a transgression.

I went to high school and college with Sovereign Syre, so I totally know her real name. She is an amazing adult performer/director/model/thinker, but I would never tell anyone her real name because it feels like such a violation. I don't know why anyone would need to know it.