Hello,

That would be a hard no.

I call them excer-cists.

That is a puzzler. I am gonna vote no on the stealing.

Because, other than that, this was a totally realistic plan.

Ergo, if I move to a fat state I will just get fatter? Well, that is certainly something to chew on.

Is it wrong that I want to move to a more obese state so I can be relatively smaller, rather than actually making the change to be smaller? Instead of having the fat friend, I can compensate by having a fat state.

There are people cast in roles as "fake parents" but they are reportedly "based on" Rooster and Lily, not actually Rooster and Lily. Given the not great miss Hannigan adaptation, I am not hopeful, but I can be swayed if the actors bring it.

Oooh that would have been genius.

Oh yeah! I should rewatch that.

I thought they changed the characters full name, so that was why I assumed they weren't meant to be related anymore.

I AM a grumpy old lady alone with my cats and I also love the natural hair and the kids getting to have fun in this. But, also ugh. Just ugh.

Yeah, I know there are people cast in similar roles and I am sure they will sing Easy Street, but they aren't Rooster and Lily.

Little Girls? Hell yes!

The characters have been adapted and, to the best of my internet sleuthing, the characters have been changed to Annie's "fake parents." The names have been changed and Rooster seems not to be Miss Hannigan's brother.

Didn't stop them including Miss Hannigan.

Oh. That image.

Will I fully support you in this? Hell yes!

I found articles about casting her "fake parents" based on those characters, but the modern retelling doesn't indicate they will be the wonderful characters from the original musical.

Cameron Diaz's performance looks AWFUL and until someone acknowledges the absence of Lily St. Regis and Rooster Hannigan, I am not excited by this at all.