I wonder if mineral astringent is better than the later douche: Lysol.

I like to see you doing the due diligence.

Just a heads up: it's a "bill passed that fast."

I am choosing to believe this is partially a tribute to Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Elaborate publicity stunt for an Unknown Comic biopic?

He claims he did:

I literally applied for that job. No joke.

And subtitling it "envy" really seemed to drive home the point that people who might be jerks were just jealous.

False analogy.

She doesn't take disagreement well.

Maybe. I just did the laziest search ever and didn't find it. I don't miss it.

Yep. She's super fun.

One time, I was waiting in line at the bank and watching CNN on their big screen. The closed captioning called Saddam Hussein a "Dakota tater."

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/bruce-jenner-m…

But, anxiety and dystopia are pretty different. I think that might be the issue.

Good policy.

Joan Jett — Jett's the one that I still get a little shaky around. She did what I did in such a crazier way. I mean, girls then weren't supposed to wear leather pants and, like, fucking rock out. And she did.

Didn't your mom already teach you that?

My Spice Girls channel on Pandora loves to play "Candy," so my Mandy Moore attachment is higher than my tennis one.

I think of him as a guy who dated Mandy Moore. Is my relationship with sports showing?