She tells on the secret meetings of Dumbledore's Army, right? That's shifty.

Probably true, but I think spoken word poets would scoff at that.

Seconded. I think shipping Harry and Hermione both undermines how great it is to see a strong male/female friendship and takes Hermione from a dominant relationship position with Ron and makes her second to Harry. No bueno.

I think it has some weak points for definite, but I worry that focusing on the niggling errors silences a larger point that is too important to derail from. But, I fully second your ground gears.

I am betting she wanted Hermione with Harry in retrospect, but that is more about Harry and Ginny sicking than Ron and Hermione. Let's talk about the collateral Cho Chang damage.

Huge French manicured acrylics are my biggest problem with porn. Or one of my biggest problems.

I had someone lay hands on my broken ankle and do a similar thing. It was really awkward because it was in public at the school where I teach and someone grabbing your broken ankle does negate running away. I didn't want to disrespect his beliefs, so I just stayed there and looked around uncomfortably while he…

Clearly, weaning him has been a bitch. Poor wet nurse.

Pretty sure the last thing you need to be doing if you want to look like you are growing up is to have pics taken that look like you are breast feeding with a friend.

Yeah, me too. Animal ears have been popular for so long in PDX that it is now cliched to wear them.

You know how I troll.

Duh. Like I was going to actually post a picture of an animal eating its young. Take a breath.

Meanwhile, across the zoo, Mavis the adult lion devours her first born. Birthdays, right?

The comments abut Drew Barrymore's pregnant fashion choices make me want to punch somebody.

I am so glad to see Beth Ditto getting some Tweet Beat love.

My parents named me after a character in Dune because my dad was reading it while my mom was pregnant. This gives me weird feelings about the movie because I feel like I was inspired by it or something. Oh, I don't know. Basically, who names their kid after a character who is sentient in the womb?

Oh, sure, but when I write a letter to Seth Green in the mid 90s asking him to take a break from work because he is inescapable, I never hear back.

There is a term for that. It is the uncanny valley effect.

Are they there to present clothing aspirationally? Sure.

I liked it, but reading the reviews on Netflix made me sad about people and their stupidity.