When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

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was it hamno

Because our goddamn society tells the average man that if he doesn’t take the initiative in regards to his sexual impulses, he is pretty much guaranteed to remain forever alone?

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Cocaine is awful. All it does is bring out everyone’s inner asshole while simultaneously making them think they are super-interesting. It’s the worst.

No, it’s real.

Notices when you vomit loudly out the car window.

Seeing as how this website did not exist in the 1970s, probably not.

I am both greedy for lunch and sex so you’ll have to be a bit more discerning in this. It’s not fair to part you with your lunch money if I’d happily have sex with just about anyone who makes me laugh.

Honorable mentions: Breckenridge, Dunkyn, Kai, Jaymes, Aeren, Xanthippe, Tymothee, Voldemort, Rokky, Coop3r, Flaxon and Cordell Broadus

“Kaeden, get over here!”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

half the animals here wish it were the head of the person feeding them the watermelon

Fuck you, Garrett.

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Great article. I used to have similar issues, but one of the things that has helped me is learning to step back and look at a situation dispassionately. I let myself feel whatever I am feeling - upset or offended, whatever, but I don’t act until I’ve had a chance to think calmly about the situation - especially at…

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