Why are you playing videogames if you think story is the only thing of substance to be found?

Sounds very Orwellian/Clockwork Orange-y

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

This man bred three times.

Shout out to Tom for the sneaky burn at the end implying the Bulls would go down in 4 straight games in a playoff series.

Judging by the darkness, my best guess puts this sometime in the evening.

But Greg! If being black is something that's good to strive to be, why are people mad at Iggy?

"I trusted you."

I read the 'tee hee hee,' of course, as a falsetto TEE-heehee. Followed by a crotch grab.

I laughed really hard at the dog licking the bongoes before playing them for some reason

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

At what point does a guy shooting at police on live TV stop being a "suspect"?

"Murder multiple people" was on the list, but checked off, as it had been completed.

I wish I could give half stars to comments.

How do you know she thinks she hits a triple? Maybe she understands her own situation just as well as you do.

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

I cannot STOP laughing at this gif.

Hey, you know those people who really like plain cheese pizza? They also listen to music.

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?