Cardinals fans, amiright?

I love him so much. I’ve never been so sad to see a president go.

Somewhere, right now, Stan Bowman is staring at a sheet of paper with the trade summaries of Brendan Saad and Patrick Sharp while gripping a .357.

Fair enough

That’s fine. Personally, I don’t believe U2 or Creed are sincere and passionate about anything other than how much they admire themselves for being Men Who Feel Things. That’s a large part of what makes them so gross.

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.

I look forward to your next piece “I am a crotchety old man”.

Mercedes

Giving a church $20,000 while locking away cash to avoid making payments regarding a disabled child born out of marriage.

Are we getting to the anti-circlejerk portion of the year already? I can never keep my online seasons straight.

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

J-A-I-L-O

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

Very interesting read, but now I’ll have to get drunk to fall asleep tonight.

Oh, also, there’s huge matters of good taste here, since selfie sticks are the new Crocs and Socks combo.

Can’t even spring for Southwest these days, Chris?

You forgot the most important part - If, for some godforsaken reason, you find yourself flying Spirit Airlines, be sure to have a suicide prevention hotline number to hand for the inevitable delays, cancelled flights, and “don’t give a fuck can’t fix it”-itude of the gate agents.

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

Nice NICE