Cardinals fans, amiright?

This has nothing to do with Hillary, but to extend your analogy. Hillary = Apple: More of The Same. Trump = Note 7: New Look, Explosion and We All Die in a Fire. It burns! It burns!

God, this page is full of bitter little pills. I’ll bet you’re all in the same dorm room not talking to each other.

There will be a happy ending for someone. It might be a complicated happy ending, but the show isn’t going to end with the White Walkers overtaking the lands of the living. The threat will be turned back, at great cost, and one of the humans we’ve been following since season one will end up king or queen of Westeros.

But the difference is, magic is ramping back up in the world of Westeros. It’s why Danaerys’ dormant dragon eggs hatched and grew so big, it’s why Thoros of Myr was able to resurrect Berec Dondarrion, etc etc. It’s a world where magic existed and all but passed into legend, and now it’s returning.

I love him so much. I’ve never been so sad to see a president go.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

This is the most desperate, misinformed article I have ever read. You should be ashamed of yourself for writing such an asinine piece. You even admit in your article that you’re too lazy to do any real research. Does Bernie Sanders use a computer? Does Matt Damon?!? Prove it! Where are the photos?!?!?!

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

Somewhere, right now, Stan Bowman is staring at a sheet of paper with the trade summaries of Brendan Saad and Patrick Sharp while gripping a .357.

Seriously? Did anybody not see this coming?

Fair enough

That’s fine. Personally, I don’t believe U2 or Creed are sincere and passionate about anything other than how much they admire themselves for being Men Who Feel Things. That’s a large part of what makes them so gross.

Because dogs are kind and love unconditionally. Cats would not piss on a person even if he were on fire.

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.

I look forward to your next piece “I am a crotchety old man”.

Mercedes

Giving a church $20,000 while locking away cash to avoid making payments regarding a disabled child born out of marriage.

I asked if Elite Daily could help me find the person impersonating me. “Unfortunately we’re not able to give out other people’s email addresses,” a PR person emailed me.