The Apple Music Connect thing sounds like more of a MySpace killer to me, except, you know, lol.

Drogon is the fucking “man.” And something tells me that the Dany who left Mereen is going to return full-on Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons. And she’s going to show Mereen no mercy.

Perhaps someone will create such a barrier to filter out the “celebrity garbage” floating around the newsfeeds around the world...

why isnt THIS trending in newsfeeds? instead of celebrity garbage? way to go kid. this is a true hero for our generation.

Cocaine is awful. All it does is bring out everyone’s inner asshole while simultaneously making them think they are super-interesting. It’s the worst.

No, it’s real.

In fact, Daenerys’ “reopen the fighting pits” initiative is already a disaster, because we see first-hand that slaves are fighting in the pits.

Notices when you vomit loudly out the car window.

Yup. Pretty much any app on iOS that has “pages”. Alien blue - check. Safari - check. Mail - check. Flipboard - check.

Sponge Bob Fancy Pants?

Being a non grey commenter on a gawker site?

Seeing as how this website did not exist in the 1970s, probably not.

I am both greedy for lunch and sex so you’ll have to be a bit more discerning in this. It’s not fair to part you with your lunch money if I’d happily have sex with just about anyone who makes me laugh.

Honorable mentions: Breckenridge, Dunkyn, Kai, Jaymes, Aeren, Xanthippe, Tymothee, Voldemort, Rokky, Coop3r, Flaxon and Cordell Broadus

“Kaeden, get over here!”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

half the animals here wish it were the head of the person feeding them the watermelon

Fuck you, Garrett.

Venturas, ranked:

He is trying to hold the screen at a 90 degree angle.................