But Greg! If being black is something that's good to strive to be, why are people mad at Iggy?

"I trusted you."

I read the 'tee hee hee,' of course, as a falsetto TEE-heehee. Followed by a crotch grab.

I laughed really hard at the dog licking the bongoes before playing them for some reason

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

At what point does a guy shooting at police on live TV stop being a "suspect"?

"Murder multiple people" was on the list, but checked off, as it had been completed.

I wish I could give half stars to comments.

How do you know she thinks she hits a triple? Maybe she understands her own situation just as well as you do.

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

I cannot STOP laughing at this gif.

Hey, you know those people who really like plain cheese pizza? They also listen to music.

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

Ah yes, pageant portraits — the uncanniest valley of them all. Hurrrrk.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Uh, no.

Oh dear. I'm on the record, maybe here or just Twitter, as saying I generally find MillerCoors to be better than AB/InBev, which counts for ... something.

Congrats on not reading the article.

*has not have.... Looks like you didn't accomplish much in grade school.

I got an IM from a new dad who was over the moon that his daughter finally had taken to the bottle. I asked him what brand she drank so I could get a sixer for her. Silence.