I find it easy to have a clear conscience about Marky Mark. I don’t watch movies where he is the lead ‘actor’ because he is not a good actor. I don’t feel like I’ve missed out by not seeing Ted 2 through 7, Daddy’s Home yet another three times (now with granddads).

Maybe a lot of parties he attended in college ended like that. People start fucking and he shrugs and leaves. Maybe that is just how he thinks parties work.

When I was around 13 or so I was dropped off at the mall to get Christmas presents for the family. No 13 year old boy is good at such things. I was struggling. But there was this kiosk, maybe Sharper Image or something like that with all kinds of cool things for gifts. I saw this mini back massager, maybe $15 bucks or…

His “youthful indisgressions” are horrific. When talking about famous black people , some love mention that Jay - Z once sold drugs, and therefore will always be a shitbag, but will absolutely admire Walberg and watch his movies. From Wikipedia:

So will this earn him that dreaded “Difficult To Work With” label that results in your acting career going down the shitter, or at least leaving you glad to get roles in Lifetime movies? Or does that rule only apply to female performers who refuse to do nude sex scenes or touch the director’s pee-pee, not dudebros who…

I’m exactly the type of person who would miss, completely, all the sexy clues that I was at a sex party. Everybody would be boning and doing lines of coke off tight young escorts’ asses and I’m alone in the TV room eating chips and going “where is everybody?”

Ya know, this can happen! I was taken on a date to a party that at first, was just a bunch of people standing around drinking and talking and everyone seemed pretty interesting. There was a keg, a BBQ of some sort of big beast, a camp fire with chairs around it with people roasting marshmallows and stuff. Imagine my…

I believe him. I was once 30 minutes into a lesbian date before I realized what it was (I’m straight). I thought I was just meeting a new friend for dinner and jazz until she started rubbing my knee. She was a lovely person and I felt so simple and stupid for putting us both in that awkward position.

I accidentally bought a vibrator that I thought was a back massager for the white elephant game this Christmas and had no idea until both my fiance and Mom went “Oh no, Pixie, that’s a vibrator. You CAN’T bring that to Christmas!” And proceeded to laugh at me hysterically.

Y’all remember those super cute insta videos that the Veep people made for Julia Louis Dreyfus’s previous chemo treatments? Today she posted a video her sons made for her final go round:

You were lucky to have a room. In Yorkshire we just had a hole in the floor we had to have sex in which was also the toilet, kitchen, and bedroom!

I shit you not this very thing happened to me once. Halloween. 2006. It was awk-waarrd.

Well, my kids’ school has some explaining to do about last Easter!

Musk is either lying through his teeth, or he’s one of those smart people who has no real-world intelligence whatsoever. Because I have known people who can do things like attend a sex party and then go “oh my god, is THAT what was happening?!” in total earnesty.

I can totally picture myself going to a sex party and not really understanding what was going on. Pluse, WHITE fur? holy crap, the stains, and you know some of those people are still picking fun fur out of their various orifices.

Joke’s on him (and all of us). The US is a shithole country to the rest of the world now.

But that presupposes that the Republican party cares about human rights. Here in the US, healthcare isn’t considered a human right. I fucking hate this place.

Get this to the courts as soon as possible.

I also think that’s why Jolie broke up with Thornton so, yeah, two people who wanted kids took steps to make that happen.

The one aspect the never seems to be mentioned when this topic comes up...kids...kids?...yes, kids!!