>>You wrote this was "not a crime anyone would prosecute." I took that to mean you approved of the non-prosecution. So, what, you think it should have been prosecuted? Or not? If not, then what I wrote was absolutely true: you think women who hit men should not be prosecuted.<<

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It happened to me one and I smiled moved my hand up and described in detail how I'd castrate a dog and how it seems like the same thing would work on person. It had the same basic effect.

A man once forced my hand onto his cock, semi-publicly. I pinched his balls with my nails until he doubled over and I could walk away. And to think he may have been advised to make that "move"... barf.

To be real though, as a guy that grew up and now lives again in south Brooklyn, I'm much more concerned with gentrification. It's not that "middle/upper-middle class white people are taking over black neighborhoods," it's that the people who have stuck it out for so long as these places went through their rough…

I was born with spina bifida. After a bunch of surgeries and about two years of not eing able to move, I had to learn how to walk again at 12. I gain strength, I took tumbling and ballet.

I've pretty much planned to use that as a canned response no matter what happens.

Yeah it's scary. I appreciate that they're honest with us and I think I'd rather it that way, but it's still unpleasant. My 20 week scan took ages and we started freaking out because she kept coming back to the heart. Then after the scan was finished she told us that the baby is such a wriggler that she (the scanner)…

Yep. My brother and sister-in-law went through that about a year-and-a-half ago, when a test at 20 weeks revealed the fetus wasn't going to survive after birth. And she hasn't gotten pregnant again since, so that might have been their only chance : (. Bills like this are nothing short of legislated torture.

There is no possible way I could ever look good in orange booty shorts. Not in this life or the next. Those guys are wearing the fuck out of those shorts, so I am most definitely on Team Orange Spandex.

"snowbilly" hah,good one. I have also heard "sledneck".

God I hate working with gay people! They park their rainbow vans in two spots, they always wear tutus, they turn the bathrooms into raves, and then when you're trying to find an empty conference room they're already using them all for their sinful gay orgies. Why should we pay them for that, amirite?

Oh, I said a whole bunch of stuff, mostly because Cranky Old Man Racist Neighbor and his Crazy Wife are pretty much batshit assholes. They had security cameras trained on our house when we first moved in because the previous owners looked like your stereotypical hippies. Turns out, the previous owners were…

Half the time I think these people terrified of becoming a minority are terrified because they know how terribly they treat minorities and don't want it coming back on them.

I feel for this girl-child, who will inherit all the scorn that people feel for her parents, and probably then some.

How about Dodai? Ever hear of Dodai? How about Condaleezza? Or Kesha?

No of course your 'Donda?!' emphasis wasn't building up to a 'hilarious' joke about the name. It's only that you got called out on it and were informed that it was Kanye's mother name that stopped you digging yourself further into your racist hole.

I wonder if the extra "i" is because they are planning on calling her "Kai" for short? That actually makes me like the name more. They should do that.

"Ack!" said Bill the Kat.

Kaidence Donda is a better name than Blue Ivy will ever be, tbh. Sorry n shit.