If it was a girl fetus, I think it would automatically make her a lesbian since she'd be masturbating while inside another woman.

I'm pregnant with a baby boy right now and now, at 8am, I get to sit here thinking "Really dude? It's not enough that you've been stomping me in the bladder for eight months? You couldn't hang a sock on my belly button to give me a heads up?" Thanks GOP!

OH. MY. GOD. WHY did I read this? I'm 17 weeks along with TWIN BOYS and I am so squicked out!! Stop it, babies! Stop it! Not while you're in the same womb with each other and mommy is RIGHT HERE!!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... Nope.

You'd think with arguments like this that the part would start to believe that sexuality was a natural part of human existence and be more accepting of sexual acts, but nope, jerk off all you want in the womb, and as soon as you get out of there it's a mortal sin and we're back to people don't understand sex or…

OMFG, DECISIONS!!!! What the hell do I do? I'm black, so I vote for the black one, right?!?!?!?

OH MY GOD BABBY BATTER

Oh I love all of your comment. Dunham's tweet was reprehensible—an the whole situation is horrid.

Elizabeth Warren was no slouch either, coming out dressed as Joan Crawford screaming "NO WIRE HANGARS!!" then laughing for a full 30 seconds! I Was In Stitches!

What did the abortionist say to the baby?

Well I must be a fetus, because your jokes are KILLING ME!

Why did the woman get breast cancer?

Knock knock.

ABOMINATION! May the devil strike these from the face of the earth! Smite, oh mighty Lucifer! Smite!

My father is a great man. He is a family doctor in a small town. He's also Ron Swanson in the flesh (seriously, same haircut, mustache, love of meat/hunting/fishing/hard alchol and libertarianism). He's been with my mother since he was sixteen and they are very much in love. He crawls across the floor at night to…

John Astin taught me theater in College. HE IS AMAZING IN REAL LIFE.

I had a friend in high school that I practiced my seduction skills on. (To this day, the man in question gets uber turned on if someone runs their fingers through his hair or purrs at him. I was way beyond my years ... ) One day I said a single French word because I just cannot learn a language to save me. He did "the…

I'd rather get in a knife fight with leech-man that lived in the sewers on the X-Files then to ever have to see that gif again. It makes me sad to know that if I had just scrolled on down the page I could have gone my whole life without knowing that gif existed.

Absolutely the creepiest thing I've seen all day. And it's a Sunday in the South, y'all.

The show never appealed to me. The dad seemed phony. I feel sorry for the girls who grew up in that situation.