Playing roulette with a chicken on a Boeing Dreamliner.

"S8er Boi" - Avril's lesser-known ode to a certain half-man half-goat.

You have a beautifully lyrical way of describing aesthetic horrors *nightmare time*

I give you a lot of credit for doing that with a child. That must have been so difficult.

How is it easier "doing the independent thing?" I'll be honest, I'm nervous about living with my husband. I know that sounds like a weird thing to say, but we're going to need a transition period to get used to living with each other and accept that we no longer have the impending doom of an airport goodbye looming…

My never ending cry "It's not called babysitting when it's your own chiiiiiilllllllllddddddd!!!!!"

I have friends that will call my husband for an over the phone breast feeding consult. (it sounds creepy, but he took serious notes in our breast feeding class and the mechanics of the process make sense to him. Also he is fluent in Hormonal Sleep Deprived Parent speak.) I love that about him and I love that there are…

My vagina looks pretty good, thanks.

But, why should it worry me? I have lived with this man since day 1 of dating. literally! We were friends, but I needed a place to stay ASAP. He offered the extra futon in his (rather) large bedroom for me to temporarily crash on. We drank, we fucked, we decided we'd rather be together than just friends. 8 years…

Generally speaking, there's just no easy way to message something so complex as reality.

I get what datastreamcowboy is saying, but you articulate perfectly why so many people are convinced to vote against their own interests, and why 'better messaging' for the left is so difficult: The liberal position is generally a complex, long-term oriented one (like how helping the poor actually helps everyone) and…

If you put a plastic cover on that I'm pretty sure that might be the couch from my grandmother's wood paneled rumpus room.

I would have felt more warm and fuzzy feelings about the this ad if my own kids weren't trying to loudly kill each other in the next room while I was watching it.

I've been saying that the scariest thing I can think of is a wealthy, entitled, spoiled, drunk, white frat guy. THAT right there is the most terrifying, dangerous critter I can imagine.

Redford, no question. Leonardo is just not my type. He's got a baby face, which is fine, but lately he's been looking a bit... puffy, shall we say, and his baby face is blowing up into a moon face. Not my thing, but some folks dig it.

It's unfortunate that his face looks like it was beaten with said dick.

shit. i'd be thrilled to wear that dress. i'd get drunk and hurl obscenities and glitter and people in a dress like that.

A couple of years ago a coworker of mine worked on a project for Ikram Goldman. She wore a tiny little (beautiful) pin that said "FUCK." Sometimes she wore it as a brooch, but other times it was placed in a very subtle location - sleeve cuff, hem, etc. It may have be hard to spot sometimes, but it was always there. I…

Calling people angry is an easy way to silence them. 1. If they are silent, it comes across as tacit agreement. 2. If they disagree, it comes across as proof of their anger. Congratulations!

An article about a black woman writing about the use of anger as a critique leads to a casually racist and hilariously inappropriate bit of anecdata about your observations of black women. Upper class observations at that! My, we've been treated to something special...