You don’t see Samuel L Jackson complaining about it. Hell, you see Beyoncé and Rihanna living as regular lives as someone with their fame levels allow them too. Same with DeNiro, Meryl Streep and many others.

I know! Babies in glasses turn me into a pile of goo. My 5y/o looks so cute in her little Elsa glasses that’s it is unreal.

She is such a fucking tool.

My 5 year old got them this month and the only thing I regret is that she didn’t have them at the start of school, instead of the end. She had her eyes tested 2 years ago and they were fine. Sidebar- not enough dolls wear glasses.

Who would also be the “first”? Lightning can strike twice...

It’s one of my favourite scents because it smells like my dad and granddad.

Midwesterner too! You only ever wore jeans on Wednesdays which was .25 beer night at the Greek bar. It was tiny skirts or bar pants otherwise.

And chunky skies. Bar pants- you had to be there. WIU class of ‘01.

I’m with you. I’m too big to get away with slouchy and blousy floral tops work well for me. I’m more of a dress gal though. Sick of people dictating what I wear.

Why the fuck does he need rallies? I mean, I know why, I just needed to express this.

I was back in Chicago in March and my dad tole me the Alley was gone. They got so much of teen Chitlins money.

Christmas24! My bestie loves it.

But those bastards aren’t loyal. I can’t see them taking a bullet for the Trumps.

If I had to choose between that, and the person who cleans peep show booths- hand me a mop.

Wait... what?!

No, they aren’t.

This is his mother, and among the small but reliable list of things that make us blackity, black, black, is the respect we show for a black man’s mama....not reverence, but respect...regardless of the hue she may be.

He’s a skeezy fucking shitweasel. Oh my god, I don’t have enough “fuck yous” for that spunk trumpet.

Fucking-A. I am heartbroken for Ms Bro. She has experienced the thing that every parent fucking dreads- the death of their child. How she found the resilience to speak so righteously at Heather’s funeral is beyond me. I couldn’t have done it. I’m glad she won’t let this man or any other politician use her as a pawn.

Considering the judge looks perfectly lovely, I agree.