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You did NOT have to share that image with the class!

Let’s just say this could be true. WHY?! Melania, I get. You get to upgrade from Slovenia to Manhattan for a boatload of cash. She married for money & is earning every penny. I mean, Trump’s always been fucking gross, but he’s gross and old. Not good old like Patrick Stewart- gross, creepy, disgusting old. It’s less

My boss let me have the day after election day off. She signed me off sick.

“We’re being “led” by a racist, corrupt, Nazi sympathiser, but at least my conscience is clear because I didn’t vote for Hillary!”

My kids are half-British and we’re in the UK. They haven’t been made fun of about Trump. Yet.

I think if oil starts to be traded in Euros under the Trump regime, he will be forced out.

It’s fixed and the Mancunian Way is open.

We had a sinkhole here in Manchester that cost £6 MILLION FUCKING POUNDS to fix. It wasn’t the whole road; just a part of it. That was to repair the sewer and fill in and reinforce the fucking road. Keep in mind we have temperate weather here, so we don’t even need the more expensive stuff you need in the US.

No war, record stock market, nearly full employment & a 34% approval rating. The only way is down for him. If an economic downturn or Katrina type disaster happens, he’s toast.

My kids are English & we live in England. One of the first thing my middle son said was that his name is President Fart. He laughed like any 7y/o would.

Mine know he’s a bad man, as they say. But if you can keep your babies away from him, it’s for the best. Mine are shit scared of him.

Yup.

Me too. Couldn’t cuss because the tinies were in the room. I explained how bad lying is by using him as an example.

His barrel of bullshit is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

My 5 & 8 year old starting booing when this came on the news. Then they started looking in disbelief. This presser was incredible- as in I couldn’t believe what I was watching. The press was hostile as fuckand rightfully so.

You can lose weight. I can’t lose black. I’m also fat. I’ve been thin. These same questions existed when I was thinner.

Same. I don’t find having three kids terribly difficult.

*40, not 4.* I am not a pre-schooler with kids.

My dad is a great dad. I learned how to drive a stick, how to know when your clutch is going bad, how to start the grill and create cooking zones, how to hold a bat, and most importantly- HOW TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY OWN SHIT.

My college’s SGA was run better than this admin.