Let Eddie Mair loose on him. Those lovely, dulcet Scottish tones, his kind, genial manner... he put a hurt on Boris Johnson that was fucking stellar. The blond bullshitter was on the ropes. Eddie Mair- an iron fist in a velvet glove.

Watergate took two years. I’m sure loads of other shit happened during that period of time, but it’s not as if focus was lost because the media focused on other things before Watergate wrapped up. None of this Russia stuff will go away because some coke-addled moron is talking shit.

I was going to say the same thing.

I live here. No one complains if you don’t see those kids. People do hate the fawning over them treated as some major news story. They are super cute and the instagram pics are fine. I hate seeing them as a report on BBC News.

I’m glad I’m 40. I prefer to get drunk on cheap prosecco in my garden.

I use this stuff called Hedrin which is dimethicone and doesn’t have an insecticide in it. It basically suffocates lice. The nits though! They seem to stick around forever- even without live lice present. I’m so happy school is out. I have an epic nit combing later.

I have one and it would translate as ponies, Barbies, can I wear a dress, cats, when are we getting the dog, pink, why can’t I have a baby sister like Madison got, cake, toy dogs, sparkly shoes, can I play in your makeup?

My 7 year old, who once told his little sister off at the park farm for yelling ‘nuggets’ at the chickens; who thinks queen bees should make and wear crowns so everyone knows who they are; who doesn’t want to be a teenager because he thinks it’s boring; this sweet kid wishes Trump would jump off one of his buildings…

I live in a country with socialised health care and more than that is taken from my pay every month. The USA would be the envy of the world if health insurance was a buck a year.

I hate to say this, but I’m glad my little girl has two older brothers. Her middle brother wants to be a boxer. I might get him lessons.

He’s ugly as hell and stupid. I’m from Chicago; we know the stories. He approached my friend when she was 15.

I really hope you get your take-home baby. Lots of love to you.

I wet comb too, which fucking SUCKS. But you’re right, it works. This shit I use on my kids kills nits and lice. I can’t wait for school to be out.

It has to be a massive infestation if they are scratching. Lice are bad at my kids’ school (affluent parents who won’t use the medicine are the reason) and I’ve treated my kids when I’ve found them during regular checks. The kids weren’t scratching. They are hard to see, so that kid must’ve had tonnes.

Please use the medicated shampoo. These home remedies are the reason there’s been four outbreaks in 2 months at my kid’s school.

Oh totally not, but babies almost always have little squashed up button noses for a while. I’m guessing skin, hair & features changed a bit too dramatically and his dad checked out.

As a mom of mixed race kids, their colour sometimes takes a long time to come in. My middle son was very pale until he was 4. He’s the brownest one of the three. Hair texture changes too— so does eye colour. All 3 of my kids were born with blue eyes that gradually changed to beautiful dark brown.

AW HELL NAW! That man’s kinkier than a BDSM convention. This fool talmbout he ain’t black?! You blacker than the bottom of a cast iron skillet.

No worries. The sheer amount of medical staff involved would make it unfeasible. OBs aren’t cosmetic surgeons. Unless it’s an emergency, C-Sections aren’t done under a general anaesthetic. A tummy tuck would. We have no idea if she even had a C-section. Girl just photoshopped the wobbly bits. I photoshopped my staff…

Bey is Southern as hell so baby Sir doesn’t shock me. I’m also a black Midwesterner and 2nd generation northerner & I went to school with Queens, Sirs, Princesses and Duchesses. I’m 40.