He makes me scream at the television. Like I really can’t believe how ridiculous this motherfucker is. “SEE YOU IN COURT” sounds like some bullshit you’d hear in a Lifetime movie starring Donna Mills as a scorned wife, and Harry Hamlin as her shitty husband whose hooked up with Tawny Kitain as the floozy mistress.

Hmm, slightly teary after seeing that!

From what I heard when the DOJ lawyer was in court, he sounded like he was doing the absolute least. His heart wasn’t in it; I’ve seen better prepared litigants on Judge Judy.

He also wrote horrible 7th grade poetry about his love for Condoleeza Rice. Brutality aside (and the fact that his all-female guards looked like they were out of a 90s R&B New Jack Swing video), I found that shit hilarious.

The lighter makes me wish I still smoked.

My maternal grandmother drank herself to death. She’d lived longer otherwise. Though she was model thin, she had Type 2 diabetes. Black people do seem to have a predisposition to Type 2 diabetes, but we do seem to live a while with it, as you said. My paternal grandfather had it, but he died from cancer.

Yeah, that was weird. With the exception of my uncle who died at 56 because of lung cancer from smoking, the previous youngest “old person” death my maternal grandmother who was in her early 70s. My paternal grandmother was 92, my great-aunts were in their 80s and 90s, my grandfather was near 80 and my…

That was Ray Charles...

Yep. I work with brilliant people who are blind, deaf, are non-neruotypical, have cerebral palsy of varying degrees, have mobility difficulties- you name it. They are married, single, have kids, child-free, drive, don’t drive, run countless marathons, go to church, are stand-up comedians, ski, ride horses, play…

Yep. Illinois had 2 different ones at one time.

The short form generally has your date of birth, your name,your sex, the city, state and county, and your parents’ names.

A shit load of African people can speak 5+ languages including Arabic, French and English. Yet no one goes on about the wonderful, multi-lingual Africans. Wonder why...

The reason she’s suing in Britain is because it’s easier for her to win. Libel tourism is a huge thing here, and loads of Americans sue for libel in this country because the libel laws are a lot less strict than in the US.

He’s right about Katherine Jenkins. Christ, she’s so dull. She made a her cocaine habit boring.

My elementary and middle schools were in a super diverse part of Chicago,(literally around the corner from the Obamas) and often worked with the nearby university and the art centers in the area. We’d have doctors come in to do fun science stuff and teach us about our bodies. We could walk to local museums. We’d…

I’m a US citizen here in the UK. The Queen loved the Obamas. She actually asked if they would come back. Michelle did break protocol by hugging the Queen, but HRH never flinched and also hugged her back. That never happens.

The thing about Putin is that he is so goddamned insecure and vain. He hated Obama because he couldn’t be Obama. People thought Obama was weak in the way he dealt with Russia but he was far from it. He wasn’t entertaining Putin’s bullshit- he didn’t have to. Same way he didn’t have to go on telly and wrestle tigers,…

Exactly fucking this. He isn’t talking about America’s shameful history and military aggression, calling it out, saying we should atone and try to make things better. This cockcrust wants to start shit with China and Iran. He wants a militia in Americans cities which will certainly lead to more deaths.

Pelvic girdle pain started 10 weeks into my second pregnancy, put into the emergency room at 18 weeks, and ended up with my boss making me work from home because it was so painful for me to walk to the bathroom (and also use the toilet by myself) and I went on mat leave early.

My second pregnancy nearly cracked my pubic bone. I could barely walk and there was a chance I’d need a wheelchair. I did have to leave work earlier than I planned because I couldn’t even walk to the toilet. So yep, pregnancy can disable you, as you know better than anyone.