I find this woman incredibly irritating. She is so fucking needy for attention. If she were some reality newcomer, I could see. But she’s an accomplished singer and acclaimed performer, songwriter, the lot.

Jesus Christ on toast...

Bobby, I love the fuck out of you because you love these trashy ass biopics as much as I do. I will watch one about absolutely anyone.

Naomi Campbell was discovered as a 15 year old walking down the street. Kate Moss was 14 and in an airport. Alek Wek was discovered walking down Crystal Palace high street. I think Cindy was still at University of Illinois when she was discovered?

Tiffany Trump is not a pretty girl. She isn’t even that weirdo modelling attractive that works. The girl is what the Scots refer to as a “munter,”

My husband has small hands and I can’t say he’s given a massive shit about them.

One of the Guardian’s political cartoonists (can’t remember if it was Martin Rowson or Steve Bell) drew Donald Trump as a toilet. My five year old daughter saw them and burst out laughing. “Look Mummy, Donald Trump is a toilet, hee hee! I don’t want to use a Donald Trump toilet because he is naughty. I want to use a…

My kids think he is very naughty and naughty people shouldn’t be president. They are 5 and 7.

My cousin went there. I went to Western.

Yep. Illinois State University is there. My sorority sister was from there and her family was as Midwestern as Midwestern could be.

That’s not the first time I heard that. I saw him on Question Time last year and he looked rested, tanned and sounded my confident. I would have gladly played hide the sausage with him.

This is hilarious to me. Ed was so rounded on for being a nerd, for his voice, for being dull, for eating a sandwich wrong... anything. During the 2015 General Election, the British teenage girl contingent had enough and, the “Milibaes” were born.

This literally gave me a stomachache.

Do you like cats and kids?!

Mancs! I’m permanent and have no plans to return. I was going to celebrate my birthday there this summer, but nope. Don’t want to see that orange cretin welcoming me into O’Hare.

Don’t think I haven’t thought about it!

I’m in the UK too!

I’m in the UK too!

This, oh my God, this.

As a black person who has to make a pragmatic choice every time she fucking votes, thanks. I wish I have the privilege of voting with my conscience.