All the folks saying we didn’t send our best players are missing one key point. We lost to France. The US team might not be full of hall-of-famers, but it’s a team of damn good NBAers who just got their butt kicked by Rudy Gobert and Evan Fournier. Something is wrong and needs to be addressed.

When you are you guys going to entertain even the possibility that it’s not just the balls that are juiced? When home run records are falling left and right, isn’t it even worth considering whether the “attention grabbing Steroid Era” is, like, now? Serious question, is there some sort of editorial policy at Deadspin…

Career rushing yards: Tom Brady - 1003. Lamar Jackson - 701. You tell me who is the more athletic QB.

Why the hell is somebody like Chris Christie on my teeevee? His claim to fame as governor was shutting down the GWB to piss off a small town mayor. He tried to leverage that into a run for POTUS and got something like 0.2% of the vote. Every time a network trots him out as some sort of political expert, he needs to be…

Have the other coaches in the NFL not noticed that Belichick is kinda successful? Even if you can’t copy what his teams do on the field, you can handle the press the way he does. The press may hate it, the fans may hate it, but so what? At least you never piss off your players. “We made that decision because we…

Is there some editorial rule at Deadspin that you guys aren’t allowed to mention the possibility of PED’s? Haven’t seen a head like that since Barry Bonds. 

He didn’t “buy his way in.” Let’s stop that crap right now. He got in because lots of people gave his campaign a dollar, and enough likely democratic voters told posters they favored him. Money allowed him to get his message out, but Democrats put him in the debate. 

Metroid Zero Mission > Super Metroid. 

Siphon attention away from the bridal couple? Everybody in America (almost) is talking about their wedding. How much more attention could she want? 

Another story about record breaking HR’s in 2019. Another story that won’t even mention the possibility of PED’s. Why? 

Worth mentioning that while LaVar was the CEO and mouthpiece of the company, the majority owner was.... Lonzo. 

You’ve got to love a QB who declines and throws for 4355 yds, 29/11 TD/Int. On a team that emphasized its running game more than it had in years. 

About fucking time Drew. We massholes don’t give a damn about the other 31 teams. We just want you to bring the hate to New England so we can drink your sweet tears. But you nearly always put us last so we have to wade through all of them before you get to the only team that matters. Why do we always have to go last?…

FAM?

Page after page of Morena Baccarin? I’ll be in my bunk 

Bla, bla, bla, Chiefs, nobody cares. Bring on the Patriots hate. 

So here I am

Another home run or scoring record broken in 2019. Another article that is afraid to even mention the most likely cause: PEDs. Why?

Every year or so somebody comes out with a new Skateboarding game, which usually goes nowhere. If I were coming out with a game, the first thing I do is try and licence Superman and the old THPS tracks. I can’t image Suicide Machine would ask for too much $$$$, and a little New Girl would make any game kick ass. Every…

An entire article about the THPS1 soundtrack that doesn’t include the word Goldfinger or Superman? Didn’t think that possible :) To this day I’ll argue the first Pizza Hut demo disc is the best “game” ever for the PS1. Anyway, it’s great to see some coverage the N64 THPS games. For some reason, you never see them on…