[SPOILER ALERT] He was a a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand, walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain, he was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook’s, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

She was a former soldier of fortune in the Balkans.

Spoilers: And he wants it BACK

the game most certainly would have ended in a victory for the Sooners.

Gabe’s take on this is so bad it feels like he had money on the game.

Soon, I’ll be able to order a sandwich at home with UberEats.

Remember that time you wrote “black peoples issues” on the internet and expected people to take you’re dumb ass opinion seriously?

I’ve written about a dozen not-as-witty-as-I’d-like comments, only to delete them. Here’s what I really want to say.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

This man should be banned for his violation of the Konami Code.

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

I dunno, “Pick whoever is playing the Dolphins” seems pretty sound.

“I’m worried Kroger’s avocado strategy is—what’s the phrase I’m searching for?—entirely wrong.”

Perhaps the reason the anaconda didn’t eat them is that they lacked buns. I have it on good authority that anacondas don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

I thought they were called Utes 

I see only one appropriate Halloween Costume as a result.

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

I left it with my wife. Morgan Fairchild.

What is it with Nazis & failing at art?

Delicious joy that's what the fuck that is.