In some universe I could understand a group of people endorsing Trump because tax cuts and hating on Mexicans is more important than civil rights. But they have defended Trump based on his inclusiveness towards the queer community. Unfuckingbelievable. 

Guaranteed these aren’t made in the US. Wonder where they are made. 

Wait, you can buy these things. I want one. 

Why would you stop in Philly on the way from NYC to DC?

Oh sure, you’ll write about this. But not about PEDs. 

As opposed to the Dolphin’s stadium, which is built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground. Completely unrelated point: In the 20 years the Dolphins played in the Orange Bowl, they went to five superbowls. In the 33 years since they moved to the new stadium, zero.

Or maybe - here’s a crazy thought - the players are using PEDs and the boner-pill thing is a cover. In a year with home run records being broken left and right, you’d think somebody would at least suggest such a thing. 

Just me, or does that Viper’s logo look more like a vagina? 

Does anyone know what happened to Jerry’s neck? Has it always been missing?

Even with only 10 it should be split into 5-5. We don’t need people on the same stage. We need people with enough time to say something meaningful. Oh, but yeah, fuck Steyer

That’s some serious glass. Not even Garth Alger’s Pacer had that much glass. Party on...

Pro-tip: If you want to needle your buddy who is just a little too proud of his GTI, constantly refer to it as a Rabbit.

I’m trying to image Harden playing in a pickup game. Runs into opponent. Calls foul on opponent. Every. Single. Play. Now I’m no expert on etiquette in high-level pickup games... but something tells me that wouldn’t go over well.

That dorm room must exist in the same universe that the Friend’s NYC apartments are from. 

With all the incidents on the Yankees this year, it’s almost as if there is some product known to cause “rage” in users. 

Ex-champion :)

Hell, if the cut beer sales off after the 7th inning, might as well end things then. 

What’s the over/under on the number of runs that have to be scored in MLB before Deadspin writers (and baseball writers in general) will at least hint that there might be rampant PED use going on?

What I want to hear in a skateboarding game: Goldfinger

Based on what the PS Classic taught me, neither Crash, Spyro or Medievil are icon PS1 games. What people want is more Battle Arena Toshinden, Jumping Flash! and Mr Driller.