If a grown man wearing a team jersey is sad (and it is) how pathetic is a grown man wearing a jersey and a frikken helmet?

Calling for impeachment is pointless and pandering. And yet I like it. 

You say that like being a Modern Citroën DS is a bad thing. Or at least your headline writer does. 

Downeast is some tasty cider. But it’s not what I would be drinking on a hot racetrack day. Snobs may poopoo “American-style light lagers” but they are the perfect drink for a day at the track. Enjoy. 

So where are you supposed to “correctly park” these things?

Looks like a gyroball to me. 

Reggie quits his job to have more free time. Animal Crossing switch coming out soon. Coincidence?

As a UMass fan, can I shake my fist and demand he play out his commitment? I’m thinking, no. 

Somewhere, a Perkins waitress is about to have a hell of a good night. 

If you want to win, you’ve got to throw around some bribe money to players and family. Which, coincidently, is the ethical thing to do. 

No, really, it’s not. It’s a pain in the ass, but equating it with Nazi Germany dishonors those who suffered and died. 

Eugene Melnky is keeping Quebec from getting a team. One look at the trainwreck of a dumpster fire going on in Ottawa puts fear in the heart of the NHL.

I like beer. And I like good beer better than crap beer. But I know the point of beer is alcohol and intoxication and never pretend otherwise. 

So I guess I don’t watch enough (read, any) knicks games and am just noticing this now, but what the hell is up with those unis? The knicks don’t have much, but they do have tradition and some iconic unis. So what the hell are those?

Tanner Boyle approves

Of course the worst part for Nick Young is that his arch-nemesis D’Angelo Russell is having a hell of a season and looks like he has a huge future career in the NBA.

My initial reaction to the headline was, “no shit,” but then I thought back to a time in my life when I didn’t realize what was wrong with me. Now everybody who procrastinates doesn’t have an anxiety problem, but people with anxiety problems are going to procrastinate. Chronic anxiety isn’t just feeling nervous or…

That’s the kid from the SNES commercial, right?

Just get rid of them. One of the few things the AAF got right. I can’t image anyone watching AAF games not wanting the NFL to get eliminate kickoffs. (Insert can’t image anyone watching AAF games period jokes here.)

If you had Don Draper for a father, you’d have issues too. Sorry, I know it’s unfair to mentally pigeonhole an actor... but I just can’t unsee her as Sally.