Side note: One of the few players to ever get over “Steve Sax Syndrome” was Steve Sax.

Damn those Whaler throwbacks look wicked spiffy. 

Further proof that the sport’s testing (A) doesn’t work and (B) the athletes know it and have no fear of doping. Considering that doping works and isn’t detectable, you can assume that most athletes are doing it. Why wouldn’t they? And, yes, that includes all the players elected to the baseball HOF while Clemens and…

Here’s a crazy thought.. it a likely foul situation, don’t let Ben Simmons bring up the ball, slowly or quickly. 

I’m convinced the “correct” answer is always, “I’m just here to talk football.”

This is the first Hawks footage I’m seeing this season. Good god those baby blue throwbacks are ugly. You don’t see a lot of baby blue paired with red for a reason. Where this almost any other team, I’d hate the change. But considering the Hawks “normal” jerseys recently, I’m OK with it. 

“I was told there would be no math” reminds me that Chevy Chase did his Ford impressions without consuming. Now I’m not one of those “it was better back them” people, but lately the show seems to be primarily focused on how closely they can get cast members and guest stars to physically resemble B-list politicos. 

>> Kalinowski wrote in a report summarized by NRN that he believes wage increases in California have resulted in Pizza Hut operators attempting to recoup a little profit any way they can.

That’s a 9 foot rim, no? 

It’s entertainment. Same reason Deadspin covers WWE. 

Is there any chance this isn’t scripted?

Screw up on the course? Sure. Not instantly realize something is very, very wrong when you see you finish time? Not possible. The fact that they *bragged* about their sub-2 time tells you all you need to know. 

Does Jameis Winston know about this place?

Zero chance he goes to the AAF. The problem (well one of the problems) with single entity leagues is that winning just isn’t that important. Even if you think Manziel is really good, he’s worth exactly zero bad publicity. 

My tip is one you already know: Benzodiazepines. There’s absolutely no need to be “lucky enough” to have an extra. Irrational or not, you are terrified to fly. You need to fly. While recreational use of benzos is a terrible idea, this is exactly why they exist and when used as intended, they are miracle drugs. Take to…

Other than white privilege and rich privilege, is there any conceivable reason this women is not in jail?

Chara is way to old and slow for the minutes the Bruins give him. But, damn, don’t mess with the old man in a fight. 

But do they have any of that cancer-curing laetrile stuff in them? (note... sarcasm)

Vanech is probably also the guy that thought up the idea of making Christian Hackenberg a starting QB. 

My takeaway from this story.... Cody Zeller is still in the NBA????