I’m a huge believer in prophylactic Pepto-Bismol when traveling anywhere with questionably water quality. Yeah, it turns you poop black and isn’t 100% effective, but it’s much better to ward off trouble with a mild drug than to end up taking something more serious on the back end. 

Part of the problem is they went to the moon in the pilot. After that, what do you do for an encore? See also, the US manned space program. 

For the curious, “Prop A” was union busting “right to work” bullshit that was overwhelmingly rejected by Missouri.

Part of the problem is they have tried to sell the AAF as exciting quality football, and it’s just not. It may be somebody, but it’s not now. They should have used that as their marketing pitch, “Yeah, we suck now, but in 10 years when everybody is jumping on the bandwagon you can claim you were a Hotshot fan from day…

For LOLs, I read a lot of prepper stuff. The top 5 item on every prepper’s list are guns, guns, more guns, ammo and lots more ammo. 

Cranky Joe Sportswriter called. He wants his 1985 piece on the NCAA basketball shot clock back. 

Always fun to compare modern scoring to Gretzky. The Great One scored his 100th point in game *34* of the ‘81-82 season.

Japanese whisky is bursting because people have too much money and tend to think that more expensive = better. Look, I love Japanese whisky. And Scotch whisky. And whisky from all those countries that spell it whiskey. But there’s no way it’s worth the huge extra cost, other than for rare tasting. Unless you have too…

Legalize prostitution, and the sex trafficking goes away.

Serious question - who are the last big name free agents to sign with the Knicks? There’s the narrative that New York is someplace people want to play... but unless I’m missing something, that hasn’t been the case for a *long* time. 

Very proud you avoided the temptation to work “Electric Boogaloo” into this story.

The Kardashian stuff is scripted, right?

The fact that she isn’t in jail (for the criminal fraud stuff, not the dog) is all the proof anyone needs that rich privilege and white privilege are real and powerful things.

I had no idea Minneapolis was such a crime scene. I thought the worst you could expect was some wanton hat tossing. 

She’s awesome. But apparently, unless you date a famous golfer few people will care about you 

Awesome. We need more videos of stuff blowing up. Also, anyone else LOL at the bomb squad wearing jungle camouflage for some reason .

It didn’t come up in this article, but I think we need to be clear on one point - you tip when you pick stuff up, not when you drop stuff off. Be it a coat or a car. 

The most known and popular Christian rock song is by Norman Greenbaum. That says something.... not sure what. 

Simply mind boggling that she got tripped up over a nanny rather than for being 100% unqualified for the job. 

You have to blow on it, dammit.