I don’t know about you, but I would kill for some Birmingham Whateverthefucks pajamas. Good article... helps me understand what a guy I know (brother of friend) is doing. Outstanding college player, but slightly small. Got signed by 3 NFL teams last year, and cut by 3. But is hanging around on some sort of option…

You forgot “When do we get Mother 3?”

Man, NewsRadio was an awesome show. But the various paths the cast took has is simply unbelievable.

Where’s the option for “going to ball games kinda sucks” and the folks in St Pete are smarter than the rest of us. 

Unless your goalies outright suck (and few NHL goalies outright suck) if you are giving up 5+ goals a game your problem is a *lot* more than the goalies. 

Best best sounds alliterate to me. 

If you had Warner Wolf under 14 days community service, YOU LOSE

Question for you to answer next year. The Patriots are on a key drive. It’s 3rd and 7. Why the hell don’t teams cover Julian Edelman? Yeah, he’s a good receiver. But you can’t convince me he’s some sort of uncoverable svengali. Especially when you know, *you know* it’s going to be a 7.1-9.0 year pass play over the…

Obligatory nostalgia reference

Look, I can hate on Fox news “personalities” as much as the next guy. But I’d totally enjoy that queso. 

Just me, but low ridering is the stupidest of all car cultures. If not for spawning the War song, it would be completely devoid of value.

I’ve been wondering when the Tom Brady does PED’s whining would show up. For all the hate he gets and accusations of cheating, it’s remarkable how few of those accusations are around PED’s. Especially because, OF COURSE TOM BRADY DOES PED’s.

When people hear “two max contracts” they first think of KD + Blake Griffin. What they don’t think about is Otto Porter + Bradley Beal. You ever look at the list of players on “max contract”? It’s a scary lot. 

Really good stuff about being biracial in Japan. But Osaka’s story is much more that of being biracial in the US. She grew up in the US, learned to play in the US, trains and lives in the US. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I’d love to see her play as an American. See also Sharapova comma Maria. 

I had no idea this was based on a Norwegian film. The ads I’ve seen are doing everything they can to convince me it is based on Taken, just with snow. 

I’m always baffled by these articles that - while not out and out pretending wresting is real - also dance around the issue that it is scripted fakery.

Which planet stinks? Gotta be... Uranus. I can’t believe none of your fancy-smancy scientists didn’t go for the obvious joke. 

Because they are talking about nationality, not ethnicity. 

Clickbaity headline is clickbaity. Note that there is a *world* of difference between “moving right” and “pressing right.” And a world of difference between “without” and “with minimum.”

The Dirty Dancing guy? Shouldn’t he be really old by now?