You can quaalude? Serious question... can people still get them?

Psst - It wasn’t just Bonds and Clemens. Most of the guys elected in the past 10-20 years did steroids. They just weren’t as obvious about it. 

I don’t know about you guys, but when I go to Coopertown I hope to learn about the life and times of Harold Baines

>> Technically, this isn’t really a hologram.

Anyone know what they call a Grand Big Mac in France?

Literally the entire point is to get the person to say “I can’t even do that when I’m sober.”

John 2-18 Starks feels almost vindicated by this article. 

20 year olds are teens? Are you one of those nofunnicks who insisted we can’t celebrate on 12/31/1999 because the minimum didn’t technically end until 12/31/2000?

Dude... you have so been suckered. Murray’s agent is a guy named Scott Boras; you may have heard of him. They know damn well Murray’s future is in baseball. But if the threat of the NFL draft can squeeze a few more bucks out of the A’s....

This reads terribly, but she has literally infinite good will in my book for

Pichu really highlights the need for Tier Lists to be 2-dimensional. He may be strong for talented players who have some experiences with him. But the average button masher will get clobbered with him. Tiers should be based on the maximum ability a player can get out of a character, with the second dimension showing…

I’m meh on most of these guys, though I could deal with Sherrod Brown. But somebody needs to tell Bloomberg hell-fucking-no. I know a ton of fellow democrats and about a million people they will support. And exactly zero have anything but antipathy for the guy. How on earth is he considering running for the Dem…

As a white male who grew up eating the whitest of white food... nah, that’s some fancy mac’n’cheese. The real stuff is orange. 

I think a lot of people at Barstool were genuinely surprised to learn - when they had that two day partnership with ESPN - how toxic their brand is outside their little niche. 

Picking up the phone shows a higher level of commitment than sending an email. If you are asking the salesman to put the car up on a list and take pictures, I’m not sure it’s unreasonable for you to first make the effort of calling. 

When I saw Looper I thought it was the single dumbest time-loop movie I’d ever seen. But the rest of the world seems to love it, so I guess it’s just me. 

Considering the number of fixing busts in tennis.... WHO THE HELL BETS ON TENNIS?

Twenty years. Zero playoff series won. 

You know this story is bullshit. No such thing as a Nick Young fan. 

I stopped reading at “Florida”