@DeeLite: But he better damn well have brekfast ready in the morning!

@The Werewolf: Ummm....the Amish?

I wouldn't be surprised if Wal-mart had anything to do with this bill.

@sydcinema: Well if you consider round "fantastic" then yeah, I'm there.

@oja: Ok, aside from the plumbing, heating, automobiles, anti-biotics and

Lindsay Lohan is probably digging the publicity reprieve. "See everyone, I'm perfectly fine."

@tramusen: Yeah......microfiche

@BenderGarcia: I thought it was pronounced the way Canadians say the word "cash".

Jar Jar Binks was less annoying than that guy. God, how much I hated Jar Jar Binks.

This would be better than the "occupied" sign for the bathroom.

@groundlessnfree: What a shitty day I just had. I want to thank you for that image. I couldn't stop laughing, putting me in a much better mood.

@jyknyc: Thirded?

@Dukietown: I do. crap I'm old.

Now I have something to keep my bakala in.

@abhakam: She is ..... , and don't call her Shirley!!

I would have thought the Asians would have dominated in the texting category. What with they're little hands and all.

@subtlescalpel: "Blessed are the cheese makers."

@daytripper1: After the s**t day I just had, you made me feel a whole lot better. Thanx

@zansation: You'd probably just be thankful that your supported in this version.

@robelirobban: Or he used Internet rule #35, let people follow the links provided by the article. See "iphone4 antennagate".