As much as I love Fleabag, I’m not touching SNL anytime soon.

lol @ the Blue Lives Matter whining in the comments. Unsurprising.

I’m one of those people who hangs out towards the front of my place and periodically looks out the window from the living room couch after ordering something and it’s getting close to the specific delivery time. I’ll read a book or something in the meantime, but I’m not fucking around with food I pay extra for.

I suppose it IS cheaper than to ask men to overcome their petty insecurities while interacting with women.

Yeah, it’s bizarre. He made the right choice, but he poorly planned ahead considering he knew months ago the time frame his child would be born.

I’m getting Simpsons house in Nevada flashbacks. Who wouldn’t want to live in a cartoon house with no downstairs bathroom, minimal closet space, a chimney that doesn’t work, and assholes bothering you constantly wanting to see the spectacle inside?

Booksmart is great and people should watch it.

Last year she claimed she didn’t know anything about the allegations at the time of filming Blue Jasmine. Then proceeded to spit out a word salad of “believing the justice system” (haha) and “social media isn’t judge and jury”.

(at :52, whispers to date) That’s Chappie.

Yeah, I might just wait for this when it shows up on Netflix a few weeks after the theatrical release.

I ate The Chicken Sandwich without realizing it. Some weeks ago, the online menu said Popeye’s had shrimp po’ boys, and I wanted that (I don’t go to Popeye’s often/didn’t realize one was down the road). They didn’t have it anymore but the woman at the drive-thru was trying to sell me on the chicken sandwich.

Probably for the best since SNL feels like its in a rut lately. The cast looks decent on paper (not compared to the Wiig/Samberg/Hader years, though), but it got unfunny enough I stopped watching regularly in over a decade.

Yeah, I know. Just joking.

One of my favorite pastimes on Twitter is seeing people retweet articles about “This Couple Just Bought Their First Home At 28 So That Means The Economy Is Just Fine As It Is” and almost always the article buries the key factor that the couple is more privileged than they let on. “We were able to purchase our dream…

Empty house tours are popular because that’s all there is going to be after these YouTubers spend so much on a home mansion. It’s like Ben Affleck’s place in Boiler Room.

I did a little digging and I remember S2 was just the aftermath of S1's finale and table setting for S3. I now remember the twist and thought “oh, okay” to myself.

I often forget that Mr. Robot is still technically on the air. I was lttp for the first season but watched it all before the second, and now I can’t tell you anything about what happened since the first season. Operation Mayhem from Fight Club? BD Wong looking pretty? Bobby Cannavale’s insistence on being in every…

Kid me liked music at an early age, and rock music on the radio went from Nirvana, Soundgarden, and NIN to Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls, and Counting Crows real quick. I think I convinced myself that I liked Counting Crows until the early 2000s when I was at college and my roommate wouldn’t stop playing “Colorblind”…

I would even argue Leonardo DiCaprio has done some of his best acting in this despite the fact that I thought Once Upon a Time was okay. I just don’t have the energy anymore to make excuses for why this needed to be 2h45m. It is meandering and plot-less. If this was more about the state of Rick Dalton’s career as a…

Good god, I was reeling trying to figure out why half the scenes were still left in.