It’s funny her twitter is “REALStaceyDash.”

Typically where ads are supposed to be.

I was so mad when he was featured on that Mark Ronson single a couple years back.

Honorable Mention to Don Cheadle in The Family Man.

Lynyrd Skynyrd and Warren Zevon! Two classic songs made by two different artists because Rock is not just some hack, he’s a master at being one.

Someone better erect a King George III statue on his front lawn since he doesn’t want a dystopia like that book he surely never read.

He’s running for senator so you’ll be re-acquainted with his ass soon enough.

That’s what I keep telling people. They could’ve had an entire album cycle (or two!) within those five years and made more money than selling out MSG for a couple days. It sounded like Murphy was done for a while and decided to end it a little sooner than expected.

You’re right. I guess I’m so used to that archetype being so much worse (like whatever Rebel Wilson is told to do in movies). There’s still one-dimensional so Tiffany is Posh Spice and Kelli is comedic relief. I assumed from the promos they would be used more this season.

Waiting for the other shoe to drop in that open marriage.

I’ve had to mute whenever basketball is at halftime. They market it as a side-show nowadays.

Reminds me:

He’ll be first against the wall if his friends had their way.

You’re not wrong.

For real. Like, we all make fun of everyone else, why not Pratt? He so thirsty he did it before his movie even came out and made him a star. He was still lovable Andy from Parks and Rec.

I forgot Juilliard has a class on underwear selfie techniques.

Fucking nerds, I swear.

I’d dump Chris Pratt for putting his shirtless selfie on the Internet and whining about his brother made him (???). It’s cool Hollywood wants to pay you millions to get in shape as the next Chris, but maybe cool it with the half-naked selfies? We get it, you’re desirable.

“Sure, a woman was killed by a nazi and others severely beaten, but who’s going to pay for this broken window and graffiti on a wall? Oh, they’re insured, but that could take hours to fix. Same thing.”

Plus people get suspended for telling popular white supremacists with blue checks to fuck off.