You blew it, Bobby.

Your victimhood sounds a lot like bullying, guys.

Is Amy Schumer still dating blackface guy?

I only know this kid from those Divergent movies and he was pretty down the list of cast members. His character was pretty shitty.

That time your mother sued you for trying to live your own life.

I was on Pitchfork today trying to read a Chavez post with their video on the bottom.

My mom watches Dr. Oz all the time like she did Oprah. She gives me medical advice whenever I’m sick. I told her about his validity and she’s very much, “nah.”

I suppose so. Not that it’s any of my business, but sometimes I would like some extra info before I dive in to liking or continuing to like a celebrity — which isn’t a lot.

I wonder if the Rock voted Trump.

Kids know how to stay on message.

Barely legal is a safe way of saying “I might like to have relations with high school girls (ages 14-18) if things were different.”

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It was fine when they first got married, but after 10+ years and two kids, his selfishness has shown significantly.

Sounds like he has a lot to figure out, probably with you not there.

I think last Thanksgiving my brother-in-law wanted to have Thanksgiving early so he can go back home and watch the Panthers game or something (they were good last year).

“We’re going to do this shady thing and we’re not going to tell why.”

That’s what I was telling people before the election.

I take a medication that has a side-effect that makes me constipated. I won’t poop for 2-3 days.

I think I was in the same boat. Stopped around 2005/2006 or whenever they decided to co-op a very particular gay slur to mean bikers or whatever. Then a horde of white dudes under 25 had that same logic, like it was okay to say it. And then they had to explain a damn cartoon made by straight men said it was okay.

It’s possible that the Republican party will roll over and the conservative elites (who claim it isn’t about this) will do nothing.