Call me irreversibly damaged, but whenever I hear a german girl of a potentially attractive persuasion, I immediately imagine her screaming 'fich mich' and 'sperma'.

Watching Young Adult later....lots of fapping to be done.

When you say twat, does it sound like spat? Or spot? The correct way would sound like spat. But I've heard in some US films it being pronounced as TWOT.

Damn right.

So is there a ratio between how much stupidity you're willing to put up with in a partner and how attractive that partner is?

My ex used to say awah when I...erm...pleasured her. Orally. Although hers was more of a 'awaaaaaaaahhhhhhmmmmfff....'.

Nope, I haven't even seen anything promoting it either. Maybe it's strictly for the US market, which doesn't fill me with confidence.

For those with deep pockets.

Hmmmm....mypickupgirls. That is all.

The models don't look near as bad as they did in that other motor show. Where was that again? The show featuring only slightly attractive but mostly odd looking women.

Audis are getting more and more 'I,Robot-y'. This pleases me.

Am I right in assuming most of the aforementioned cars will rise in value when they fall into the 25+ year age category? And should I be buying GTRs and RS2s to take advantage of said price rise? Not that I have the money to buy more than one of each at the moment. :|

Just to clarify something; the Renault 5 GT Turbo is front engined. The Renault 5 Turbo 1 and 2 is mid engined. They're two very different cars. I'm a big fan of the mid engined variety, not so much the front engined. They were made out of tin foil. I've never seen one without warped doors etc.

Every now and then, I spend a few moments browsing Capris in the classifieds...wondering if I could pull off driving one. I just don't think I'm cool enough.

Thank you for showing me this. The older I get, the more I regret not being born in France.

God speed to you and your future children.

I guess it all depends on what makes you truly content. If you're born into a socioeconomic level few could ever hope to reach themselves, it won't matter. You're going to want to either stay there or move upwards. Whether that makes you an asshole or whatever is down to you as a person and how you were raised. …

I would never dream of bashing Jews. Zionists, yes, they can all rot in 'hell'. Along with 'Wahabi-ists' and other cultist, extremist morons holding self-righteous views. As for the rest of your repost, I have no idea. I'm largely indifferent towards the goings on of such matters. My initial message was just an…