You mean that ironically right? John Sterling is an abomination

Oh, we’re going back to asterisks now? Do we star everyone who came before integration? Before or after the 162 game season? Live ball, dead ball? Which pitching mound rule do we consider the control?

wait — are you serious

Sir, I am the proud owner of two ovaries, so although no, I don’t have sensitive little whiny balls, I do have enough fucking vagine to use this POS flag as a tampon.

Go look at the history of the franchise and figure out why. The city was deprived of hockey for decades. Winning makes you popular. Let me know what teams you cheer for and how many championships they’ve won recently. And if you want to ask me where I was before 2010, it was at the United Center cashing in on $12…

I love Crawford. His favorite word is fuck, my favorite word is fuck. He likes Rise Against, I like Rise Against. He gets drunk and falls down stairs, I get drunk and fall down stairs.

It’s so disgustingly disingenuous. I’m convinced the south lost the war because they were all cowards and that same cowardice is perpetuated by each subsequent generation.

The Confederate flag is really about ethics in journalism.

The thing that trips me out, the flag that Southern people seem so enamored with isn’t even the confederate flag (at least not the official one). The flag most people think of when they hear confederate flag is the southern rebel flag flown by a group of masked pro-slavery confederates who eventually became the KKK…

I feel the same way, just substitute Warriors for Hawks.

You would think at this point Leafs’ fans would be tired of seeing somebody in a Maple Leafs jersey shit his pants.

Cards fan here. The only upside to this story is that we’re overshadowing the Hawks victory. In all the wrong ways. The Right Way.

You’re right, there’s no way anyone from Chicago can experience duplicate levels of joy from the Hawks and the Cardinals. None of us make any sense and would never be called #BFIB. Totally unrelated because you, Gordon Bombay, jealous Ducks fan said so.

As an Eagles fan...

This is a great post. I mean, as a Spurs fan, that one time the team went out to a PG-13 movie and didn’t get back to the team hotel until 10:03 was a black eye for Spurs fans and San Antonians everywhere, but we kept our mouths shut and got through it.

You do you.

You’re clearly not a Cubs fan, the OP clearly is, vis-a-vis, go fuck a small camel.

But what if you’re a Cubs fan who identifies as a Cardinals fan? Fandom is a fluid construct.

Also, how the everloving fuck does Bleacher Report have an MVP vote? What, couldn’t they find someone from Tumblr?