The Cardinals are the Patriots of MLB who are the Spurs of the NFL who are the Cardinals of the NBA

I am a Boston sports fan. If I have to live with Bill Simmons and legions of dipshits representing my rooting interests to the world, then you fucking have to deal with the Cardinal Way and The Best Fans in Baseball representing you. Even if you're not a part of it, it's real and the fucking hatred and exasperation is…

CHECKLIST:

This is the greatest article I’ve ever read on Deadspin. I’m going to read it to my son every night before bed. #LetsGoAstros

Cards fan here and that’s well done.

+1

(brb - stealing your passwords)

From my buddy’s facebook:

“The Cardinals were ultimately disappointed to discover that the Astros do not record how many times their outfielders dutifully hit the cutoff man, how many times a batter grounds out to second to advance the runner to third, how many cheers per sacrifice bunt before the third inning, or…

You can’t spell #BFIB without F.B.I.

“The Cardinal Way”

Not quite Ray Bourque in 2001 in my book, but still pretty awesome. I’m a Bruins fan but, I gotta say, Toews’ class is just off the charts...

As I said in the other Blackhawks thread, I am so thrilled for this guy. With everything he went through this season, to the heartbreaking loss with the Flyers in 2010. He deserves it so much and I am effing happy for him.

I’m shocked that the Lightning kept playing Ben Bishop, even when he wasn’t able to move around in his own crease, instead of just putting in the kid Andrei Vasilevskiy.

Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea,…

Not to speak ill of the dead...

Blackhawks stanley cup, FF7 remake, Mother 1 released in U.S.

Enjoy this sliver of attention while we have a great time without you.

Pretty sure Rocky Wirtz is headed to the graveyard in Libertyville where his old man is buried, just so’s he can piss on daddy’s grave... for the third time in six years.

As a Clevelander, I wish to extend a hearty fuck you, you godamned crybaby.

He's a great player, but I'm a Flyers fan and five years ago, Kane ripped my heart out and crushed my soul and destroyed my dreams, that's all.

I LOVE this fucking team.