Why did the Brewers send their bat boy out to argue?

Let’s not go wishing rape on people.

Yeah, uh... let’s not wish rape on people.

There’s a three-word phrase that rhymes with Pilitary-Thindustrial Fomplex (only trying to be half snarky).

As a Hawks fan, I would really, really rather not play the Lightning (not saying I’m counting a win over the Ducks as a given, but just looking at Possibility Land). Their offense is scary as hell.

Seems like Stachelek isn’t a fan of Pirates.

I think we’re only allowed to do a GoFundMe if he shoots the dude to get the ball.

To be fair, the Maple Leafs are offering him an extra month of vacation.

He has the perfect face for a Roman style bust.

To book him you just need to fill out an application.

I can’t stop picturing the 20 year old black kid inside the suit shamefully but dutifully holding up the sign while tears stream down his face. HOW IS THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN? The Cardinals PR team took off early for Memorial Day vacation?

And I’m surprised his name is Fred and not Jim.

SLPD Party Organizer #1: “OK. We have $2,500.00 left in the budget for Fredbird and the Police Lives Matter sign. How much does Fredbird cost again?”
SLPD Party Organizer #2: “$2,499.97.”
SLPD Party Organizer #1: “Perfect.”

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

St. Louis Cardinals Baseball: Institutionalized Racism the Right Way

East coast Hawks fan here. Apparently sleep is for the weak. This team is going to kill me, one way or the other.

God Corey Perry is such a prick

Kenny Albert is insufferable. And he’s going to be calling every game this series. How did he get on the B team?

I’m actually questioning if this is sexism or not. It seems like he’s reached a level of slug-brain that doesn’t acknowledge the sex of something. I get the feeling you could paint a face on a melon and he’d try to fuck where you drew the mouth.