My dad purchased Packers stock

stupid chuckle. +108 or whatever the yrs are since WS. Lifelong Chicagoan and I have hated them foreva.

No shit. Even Nick wouldn’t want to sit in new blecahers made out of bricks that fucking looked like that. For fuck’s fucking sake.

Was really hoping to get an in-depth look at how Tony Stark cheated his way to becoming a billionaire. Bummer.

Um... I’m actually a bit uncomfortable with saying that defending evolution is a liberal stance, I think it’s more of a literate or even a lingual stance, as in only sub lingual morons could doubt evolution at this point.

Future Will Cain features on ESPN:

But is he intellectually dishonest enough for First Take?

Aww how nice they got Curt Schilling a playmate.

He would've came off better saying said “guaranteed contracts” instead of “more money”.

The thing that I think is absurd about this manufactured outrage is that America has no problem sending its soldiers to die in needless for-profit wars, and when they come home they are greeted by bleak drop prospects, piss poor physical and mental health care, and too often homelessness and suicide.

Imagine having the energy to give a fuck about this.

Despite the wage theft, they’re a great employer!

Bill tried to hire me a few years ago. He had been a longtime fan of work I did online. He was totally cool. His people were totally cool. But the money offer was not totally cool. I’m talking slightly above minimum wage. And his justification for the low pay was that you got to work for this awesome organization. (I…

We have consistently highlighted that Simmons by all accounts is an excellent manager.

It’s still pretty funny to imagine a person getting fired from Grey’s for hooking up with an intern.

That 2011 playoff run was exhilarating and defeating. That was the first year I ever grew a playoff beard! But when that team fell apart, I didn’t know what to expect. Hell, I figured as long as Boucher was behind the bench, they’d be fine, but it became obvious after that he wasn’t the best fit, and Jon Cooper has…

Yeah, roughly. But if it were that easy, there wouldn’t be perennially shitty teams. Drafting well is tough. And the Lightning got Kucherov/Palat/Johnson in a year they drafted 27th.

Nobody will probably read this, but since I’m at work I decided to do some napkin math, and 1.6 trillion pennies all rolled up nicely would mean you have a cube of pennies that is 310 feet on each side. That’s fucking huge. The weight of all that would be in the area of about 266 tons. Good luck finding a helicopter…

This is a whore shit question. Soul patch, given its jazz musician origin.