SludgeVohaul, that's who you remind me of: an evil Mister Rogers!

Hardcore Humphrey!

It worked in Citizen Kane…

Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

Your police work is fast, it's loose and it's outta control. And for that…we're giving you a promotion!

You're somethin' else, Space Cop! You're some kinda cosmic fuck-up!

I'm all out of blue stuff…

I flunked out for taking too many days off.

I wonder if there's beer on the sun…

You bête-cha

Up until now your reputation had been spic-and-span, but now there's a chink in your armor.

The Meet the Blacks pun thread has been put on hiatus for retooling

That's the clean version.

Guillermo Del Toro, Benicio Del Toro, Del Shannon, and Shannon Doherty walk into a Taco Del Mar…

It's neither here noir there.

This script should have stayed on the Black List.

Whaddaya need, a road map?

My guess is that they know the film is just one big stew of terrible ideas, and they figure throwing one more in won't hurt.

Lately?

Hal Needham once said, give me a Firebird and a dilapidated building, and I'll give you drama!