"Say your prayers, take your vitamins, and espouse racist views while having sex with your best friend's wife."

Smackdown spoilers!!

Is Black Dynamite somehow involved in this?

I was saying booreigns…

As far as I can tell, he can have it both ways.

STRICTLY COMMERCIAL

Dreamed I was an Eskimo…

"You? You're okay. Donald Trump? REAL fuckin' ugly."

I don't doubt it in the least.

Oh snap! From off the turnbuckle!

Sure, but have you seen them sing live?

The Hulkster would still get over better than Roman Reigns at this point.

Fey Ghoul Lovers?

I assume he can see my rotting alien skullface with those sunglasses…

"Who?"

Oh, I get it!

Don't be afraid to use your nails, girls!

He played Judge Dredd, so he is now fundamentally indistinguishable from Sylvester Stallone.

I read your blog post
It was fantastic
That was sarcastic
Cause ya write like a spastic

I'll see your bet, and raise you Clarence Williams III and Escape (The Piña Colada Song).