Remember that parachute bullshit from the training sequence? That was when I realized I was watching the dumbest movie I'd ever seen.

They're going to have to create a PG-14 rating.

That looks suspiciously like a photograph of an action figure. Are there going to be Robot Chicken style stop motion sequences in this movie?

Hang on, I don't get it. So is he "getting laid" or not? If he is, what the holy fuck does he think he's complaining about?

That's an insult to Birdemic.

A takedown of goofy comedies, disguised a financial crisis?

Well, it all depends on context

Also, Anderson wanted to end There Will Be Blood with a wacky pie fight, but Spike Milligan suggested that he change it to Paul Dano getting beaten to death with a motherfucking bowling pin.

Shazbot!

"…it’s the closest Anderson has come to just kind of goofing around behind the camera…"

That's a beautiful description.

Hey, no swert! It gappens.

Cross referenced with "Balls (Floating, Homicidal)"

Phant Farm

So where does Phantasm fit in all this?

And now, I will make this jug disappear…

I guess that oak tree really was in his way.

¡Y un prospero ano nuevo!