Man, fuck ALL these words.

I'm having trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE

Damien Sandow, no!

He likes girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch.

And not a SINGLE appearance of the Monster Mash on the soundtrack, that always bugged the shit out of me.

This is just the inspiration I need to continue not watching SNL since 2006.

No, those women have been punished enough.

I like the Rage Against the Machine cover of that one.

Workin' on a Loser Farm…

There isn't enough in the world.

I'm not really a geek, more of an irredeemable loser. Is there a dating app for me?

Bwuh?

Okay, interesting experiment, I guess, but you know what I find really impressive? When a human being actually sits down and writes something. (This comment not included, it was generated by a robotic killer snowman)

The original version of the Soviet flag was C-3PO flipping the bird with his red arm, with a caption in Cyrillic text reading "Suck it, Capital"

He's gonna need one big pair of pants to hide in now.

You mean "five films a century," right?

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The fourth was "Communist Elvis."

I love the fact that Roger Corman played such a pivotal role in the early history of punk.

Maybe the author was actually thinking of the Penelope Spheeris film Suburbia. Or, like, almost any other fiction film whose charatcers are punk rockers.