You’re killin’ me, falls.

Well, yeah. Those are just the ABCs of being a Phillies fan:
Always

“You gotta be from Philly to have a big dick.”

Another simple thing one can do, like say, if you have a late night meaty cheep dip emergency, is take a can of spicy Wolf brand beef chili (no beans), and a bottle of salsa con queso, throw them together in a bowl, and microwave.

Dante Jordan is a writer living in Dallas, Texas. He enjoys making people laugh

Aka “how to be a coward and make everything about protecting your fragile comfort zone.”

Made easy work? Did you not watch the fight? Browne is a douche bag who deserves every KO he gets, but he did serious damage to the body and could have won if he didn’t have the fight IQ almost to the equal of his girlfriend.

I understand this rabbit. I mean, I always feel triumphant after I sniff a line.

“And the racing gods chortled.” - Aesopp

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

He claims to have used the term frequently, going back to his days at USC (late-1970s). His case will likely hinge on his ability to produce footage that proves it.

I don’t know about tennis terminology, but it doesn’t decide the case whether it’s common or not, because it is a common way to describe hard-to-defend attacks. I definitely give this guy the benefit of the doubt.

I don’t know.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of things outside of football.

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

What do we want?!

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.