Some of us peons had to go to public school Mr. Guber.

I totally misread that as a Batman game with Damon Wayans...

I was struck by a thought yesterday while watching this game: What if this meltdown happened last year? I bet several aspects of the season would be significantly different this year.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

This is the most logical thing about this entire story.

That article left out the best part:

Starring Burgess Meredith as Jerry Jones.

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

An abacus.

Bitch Burfict

Burfict put together a solid performance in a losing effort, securing 13 tackles, one for loss, and a sack.

Having known guys like Keuchly (I think) when I was playing in high school, those tears aren’t so future-looking as you think, but immediate concern about letting his team down and missing x many games. Guys like that love football *so much*. They live it, breathe it, eat it. The team is everything, and he…

It’s the end that brings it home.

Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom.

Last night was such a bittersweet for my family. This is what I posted last night.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.