Yeah. I had an ex who it worked for (and tbh she was definitely an outlier anatomy wise). I would list it as a serious no go for myself. Like. Way at the bottom of the list. I'm a lesbian. Sex with a dude is above it on the list.

Hetero-sexist is a redundant term. Don't stoop to their level of mistakes!

But are you allowed to scalp tickets?

YES! FUCK SHEETS!

Reminder: The NFL suspended Terrelle Pryor for 5 games...for violating an NCAA sham law

I suppose nuking everything would solve just about any social problem humanity might face (unless it's "underpopulation").

Perpetual victim win!!

No, really, you've nailed the perpetual victim trope. Spot on.

Is Oprah influential outside of a very specific American demographic?

Are we playing a game where you are trying to guess what I find funny? Because you sounds kind of angry.

Yeah, I had as hard a time with her as I did with him. She's asking him for cash, and then getting offended? Clearly from the beginning you had an idea of why he was feeding you cash. Don't ask for it if you don't want him to ask for a quid pro quo.

Gayer than a Subaru Forrester full of labrador retrievers.

IInterestingly enough, Catholicism passes religion down on the father's side. Which... Crusades, Inquisition, etc. I don't need to explain.

From my own experiences, he has probably told her numerous times "You always say no when I want to have sex."

She goes: "No I don't, you're being silly. I don't say no that often!"

He says: "The power of the cloud beeotch!"

She says: "I knew marrying an accountant was a mistake."

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

Hamas is quite open about it's plans for Israel, and Israel "holds" Hamas down through various methods. Sometimes when Hamas gets a little to excited, it is necessary to use a display of strength.

So you mean that Hamas has been trying to kill Israel for so long Israel is well within "his" right to slap "her"?

I think it's actually a good comparison. Israel's behaviour towards Hamas is often presented in a "bully/victim" dichotomy, due to israel's comparative power. This is similar to the stupidly simplistic way people talk about male violence towards women, as if there is never a situation when it's justified for a man…

I think what Bill is implying is that the imbalance of power between Israel and Palestine is similar to the imbalance between a man and a woman. Normally, no one would want to hit a woman. However, in this case, the weaker power is filled with murderous rage and won't relent in her attacks on the stronger power. The…

Yeah, I don't do ellipticals. However, I DO do (hehe) stoned on the couch. That's like, kinda my thing.

I'm of two minds on this. On one hand, I went to a school with really crappy computers and I think everyone could have benefitted from better hardware. On the other hand, I don't think students need iPads. There are plenty of cheaper options (at least as far as retail pries are concerned—for all I know Apple is giving…