$200,000?! that’s almost $4200 per set of wheels stolen on average.

I call horseshit. $50-60,000 AT MOST. Still F’d up.

This reminds me of the John Steinbeck book where the fisherman was told that his pearl was too big to be considered anything other than “fools fold”. Sounds like this guy made the right call by hiding this thing rather than descending into a depressing work of classical literature that we had to read in the 7th grade…

If transporting everything by helicopter was economical, we’d be doing that right now.

I agree. It’s in the Constitution under the “leg room” clause.

They’ll continue to do the videos, but La Cucaracha will be playing in the background, and Ballaban will have to wear a Mariachi hat.

I call bs. The stampings on my ‘74 Wagoneer were just as bad as the ones on my ‘83 and my ‘91.

except it’s not a reference to ludacris, it’s a reference to spaceballs;

For the same reason they didn't include a golf cart, I suppose.

With the single ratio front/two ratio rear setup, I’m guessing either:

My violin is so great, I’m gonna bury it in a modern electric pop-type song, so you can’t quite make it out, and then you’re gonna really like the sound of my violin.

The average American has no need for that much dead hooker storage.

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.

I send my employees home when they are sick. That way they get better, and don’t infect the rest of us. I don’t have a bench of “healthy” workers to pull from. So the sick employee’s job basically gets covered by everyone else on the team until they are better.

That’s why I Honda. Just duck when you get in an accident.

The atheists need to stop being so shrill

Refreshing and heart-stopping.

That’s a trilby, filthy casual.

Passenger: “Really? Wayfarers, a fedora and a Buick? I’ll get through this Tinderdate with as little eye contact as possible”.

They required four engines for redundancy. The 777 is arguably a better airplane.