$200,000?! that’s almost $4200 per set of wheels stolen on average.

I call horseshit. $50-60,000 AT MOST. Still F’d up.

If transporting everything by helicopter was economical, we’d be doing that right now.

I agree. It’s in the Constitution under the “leg room” clause.

They’ll continue to do the videos, but La Cucaracha will be playing in the background, and Ballaban will have to wear a Mariachi hat.

I call bs. The stampings on my ‘74 Wagoneer were just as bad as the ones on my ‘83 and my ‘91.

except it’s not a reference to ludacris, it’s a reference to spaceballs;

For the same reason they didn't include a golf cart, I suppose.

With the single ratio front/two ratio rear setup, I’m guessing either:

The average American has no need for that much dead hooker storage.

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.

That’s why I Honda. Just duck when you get in an accident.

That’s a trilby, filthy casual.

Passenger: “Really? Wayfarers, a fedora and a Buick? I’ll get through this Tinderdate with as little eye contact as possible”.

They required four engines for redundancy. The 777 is arguably a better airplane.

Didn’t South Park do this like 2 years ago?

I hope not. I like air.

Wow, this is like waking up to Jalopnik morning wood.

Then rent from Penske. Their equipment is much better too.

No citation needed from him. I used to work at a packaging and shipping store that did U-Haul rentals on the side. You have to put the vehicle that’s towing the trailer in the system, and it will not let you proceed if that vehicle is a Ford Explorer.