williamhennegan
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williamhennegan

Didn’t South Park do this like 2 years ago?

I hope not. I like air.

No, a twist would be if he was an African-American woman in disguise the whole time...

That’s not a twist. It’s a casting decision for a new character. A twist might have been recasting the old character with an African-American woman.

One of Disney’s most underrated films, The Rocketeer, is finally getting the respect it deserves.

So you're going to milk it for all its worth then...?

I’ve emmentol you before to stop going on about all these puns

No, there are three.

Please brie mature about this.

I just camembert puns like that.

Wow, this is like waking up to Jalopnik morning wood.

Then rent from Penske. Their equipment is much better too.

Facebook wants to be a source for news,

Go onto U-Haul’s website and try to rent a trailer. It won’t let you.

Easy. Swap on the headlights, grille, and badges from a Mountaineer. Problem solved, for real.

That might have been before the whole Firestone tire debacle. Or you found a U-Haul dealer willing to call your vehicle a Mercury Mountaineer. After the Firestone tire thing U-Haul refused to rent trailers to Explorer owners.... unless the Explorer was ON the trailer.

It wasn’t due to any shortcoming of the Ford Explorer. It was the fact that the name Explorer brought ambulance-chasers out of every dark crevice. U-Haul will happily rent you a trailer if your vehicle is a Mazda Navajo, Mercury Mountaineer, or Lincoln Aviator. In case you’re not familiar with those vehicles, all

No citation needed from him. I used to work at a packaging and shipping store that did U-Haul rentals on the side. You have to put the vehicle that’s towing the trailer in the system, and it will not let you proceed if that vehicle is a Ford Explorer.