It's almost like both statements are accurate.

March 5th? Why that's only a week away.

Chappie looks like Johnny 5 in that one scene when he jacks a bunch of car radios!

We know what happens next.

Han, Purple.

"kicks nine kinds of ass" I'm going to have to use that, it just has a nice ring.

Sheet metal thong looks uncomfortable.

Likely he transforms. Maybe a Djinni is one of many forms. Heck... I wouldn't be surprised if part of his act turns him into a dancing penguin.

"Ferguson Police Will Finally Get the One Device They Really Need"

The movie was just so mind blowingly amazing. I expected good things, but it blew those expectations out of the water. I went with a group of 8 of us, and all we started doing as soon as the movie was over was start texting people that seeing this movie was absolutely mandatory. And while some movies have varying…

Here's the shirt in question.

I went and looked at your past posts before I wrote this so I could be sure: Screw off.

It's okay frag445 I promise that when we are equal I won't send you to a concentration camp and make you take a shower. But if you could I like pastrami on sourdough, toasted with a light coat of melted butter and Swiss cheese. Thanks hun.

Cue the MRAs trying to to derail the importance of something like this.

Feminists...people that want, and ask for, gender equality.

Nazis...a group that systematically slaughtered millions of people.

Nope...no...still not understanding the need to use the term feminazi...

Actually the first comment was from someone complaining about feminazis. Congratulations on your early trolling.

That was my thinking! So glad you appreciated it.

Yay! A text rundown of what's on the video! This should happen so much more often, as I usually browse Kotaku while at work, and can't view videos.

I totally loved Green Hornet, and Seth Rogen was my favorite part (well, Jay Chou was also my favorite part). Yes, I realize I am the ONLY HUMAN ON EARTH who feels this way.

When Matt Smith was announced I was flipping out like many other fanboys/girls (partially because I JUST started watching NuWho in December of 2008 and was in the middle of "Tennant love"), all it took was The Eleventh Hour for 11 and I was hooked. Matt Smith not only quickly became my favorite Doctor but also the…