I mean… pretty much

Something important was supposed to happen… lies!

"My lord, they've taken Jamie,,,"

Walken as Tywin….

Marnie can aspire all she wants, but that person trying to be an artist is rather like a mouse trying to be a lion.

"Superlative population density?" either you're some kind of metro-Stalinist or you have only a vague understanding of the word "superlative."

I'd love to hear Kent Brockman read that second sentence "The, ahem… 'author"

Hannah's perpetual, neurotic, self-obsessed quitting isn't cute. She's a flaky, ridiculous dumbass.

Is this…. is this not an appropriate place to quote TV? Is that not what's done here?

Baltimore is in Maryland. I was quoting a fictional judge from Baltimore.

"Look here, Jimmy… you're confusing then and than. T-H-E-N is an adverb used to divide measure time. 'Detective McNulty makes a mess, and then he has to clean it up.' Not to be confused with T-H-A-N, which is most commonly used after a comparative adjective or adverb, as in: 'Rhonda is smarter than Jimmy."

Because bitching online is fun

I've said it before and I'll say it now: Hannah isn't a writer. She's a person who pretends to be things.

How dare she make comedy that isn't profound and socially relevant!

Sea Captain: "This vessel be the yarrinist rivier goin' boat, ye'll ever see!" *shoves boat off, it promptly sinks* "…… yar, I don't know what I'm doin'."

Marge: "I'm worried about Bart, he's becoming isolated and weird."

Martin: (In cage suspended from celling) "My water dish is empty!"

"Stop him, he's supposed to die!"

Bart: "Grandpa, where'd you get all the money?"

Homer: "I'll use reverse psychology. I don't want to go on this camping trip, so when bart asks me, I'll just say yes!"