Bravo. This is truly my favorite.

Marge: "…there's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome."

"It's KERNS, damnit!"

Homer: "I'm not gonna die, that only happens to bad people"

Side Show Bob: "Now if you'll excuse me I've got a city to run."

Marge: "Homer I want you to encourage Lisa on he science project"

it's too hot today

"I nicked it when you turned your back for that split second *sips tea*….. and I'd do it again. Goodbye."

How big of a part does Ruskin play, I wonder?

*takes pipe from mouth, straightens sweater, sighs*

"We will no longer sit back and allow, Netflix indoctrination, Netflix subversion and the international Netflix conspiracy, to sap and impurify, all our precious bodily fluids."

… it smiled at me.

HBO CEO of Tits

And all the guitars were just sitting there, in tune, for any old idiot to pick up and play….

George C. Scott's Christmas Carol and just….. way too much rum.

Why do I watch the Newsroom? Because Boardwalk Empire is over and I need something to tide me over until I can hatewatch Girls….

"It is a strange place, this heaven, but richly earned. Each morning in the concrete room begins with the raw hiss of a steam iron and dreamy fits of peripheral, terrified emotion. Then I awake, and the music begins… and I know pure joy." - Nelson Van Alden

A little more eyeshadow and she'd look like 1972 Keith Richards…

"I knew, several times, that a man's lust would outstrip his sense… you're no different, Mr. Thompson, though a bit old for the failure…"

And you're great. Don't stop.