"I humored the former Mrs. Thompson, for her ignorant hopefulness reminded me of myself before my natural acumium for cards, and human psychiatry, took over my purpose in life." - Arnold Rothstein

Pure Id driven malevolence. I'd be SO down.

"The glint of sunlight against the elevated window opposite our position was all that separated Mr. Capone's life from murder, as I, at the expense of two patron's cocktails, was able to focus physical quickness enough to tackle him into relative safety. Though my reaction was purely thoughtless, I believe that I have…

Well adjusted people can rarely accord themselves with bashing others with clubs. It takes a special kind of man to bash.

"I nicked it, when you had your back turned for that split second. *sips tea*… and I'll do it again. Goodbye."

I vote for "Hole."

This line and the englishman in the sugar are two of my favorite gags ever. And Burns' room service flying monkeys… and Bart flying the kite at night… and microwave cookery… and "I am evil Homer"… and "Yeah, syrup is better than jelly."… I'll just stop now.

"The car hole" was the only acceptable way to refer to our garage in college.

… good point.

Uh…. why is this happening now?

Yeah, that Eli situation is going to boil over pretty soon. My bet is Will kills Eli.

you only think that because you don't realize that this program isn't for you. Micky has his moments, but Micky sucks. He's gotta go.

That is both ridiculous and fantastic

Rothstein's stream of thought would be the best thing in the world

How many facial expressions did Shannon go through tonight? He expanded Van Alden's character tenfold.

Baddest motherfucker on television

"Nothing's gonna happen after this… everything's gonna be cool… that thing, we're supposed to do?…….. I'm not positive we need to do that…"

Bork is the news

"Though I espoused a more utilitarian theory for bathroom operation, my wife was stedfast in her insistence that one must bathe where designated. Her attempts to emasculate me over the function of our pipes, however, was more than my conscience could bare, and propelled me… into an inarticulate rage. This attitude, as…

"There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome…"