williambones--disqus
WilliamBones
williambones--disqus

"…We will fight them in the fields, we will fight them in copy room, we will never surrender. Because old ads never die, they just fade away. We will defend our island. And forget it anyway, Stan, it's china town. Because Detroit is a city of souls, and it is my very humane endeavor to make to some extent, each evil

Ellsworth: "Whatever's toward what he wants. not a flying fuck if it's true or how fucking soaked in blood…"

Best line of the best review of the year.

Best line of the best review of the year.

"Hey! I'm trying to fuck over here!"

"Hey! I'm trying to fuck over here!"

"I forget sometimes that you're not a complete person…"

"I forget sometimes that you're not a complete person…"

Eddie:  "I tend to your affairs. That is all I do… that is my life."

Eddie:  "I tend to your affairs. That is all I do… that is my life."

"I knew, as they grabbed at my shoulders in tandem, that I would be abducted. I managed to contain my rage until such a time as I could glean a better understanding of my captors' motives. It was not until later when, after an impromptu sermon, their leader menaced my face with the prongs of a fork, that I determined

"I knew, as they grabbed at my shoulders in tandem, that I would be abducted. I managed to contain my rage until such a time as I could glean a better understanding of my captors' motives. It was not until later when, after an impromptu sermon, their leader menaced my face with the prongs of a fork, that I determined

"I knew, as they grabbed at my shoulders in tandem, that I would be abducted. I managed to contain my rage until such a time as I could glean a better understanding of my captors' motives. It was not until later when, after an impromptu sermon, their leader menaced my face with the prongs of a fork, that I determined

"Listen lady, fuck the bible camp and fuck you and GO GET ANOTHER WAITRESS TO CHOKE ME IN THE EVENINGS!"

"Listen lady, fuck the bible camp and fuck you and GO GET ANOTHER WAITRESS TO CHOKE ME IN THE EVENINGS!"

"A general's hat. It's historic. It'll give me an air of dignity…"

"A general's hat. It's historic. It'll give me an air of dignity…"

"Remus is winded! Where are Remus's pants? Take your hands off of Remus! For God's sake, leave Remus to his birds!"

"Remus is winded! Where are Remus's pants? Take your hands off of Remus! For God's sake, leave Remus to his birds!"

"Grummph… yes, well… hrump… 63 people ago I used to… hrumg… dance often."