"Grummph… yes, well… hrump… 63 people ago I used to… hrumg… dance often."

"Actually, Mr. Torrio, it could be surmised that, due to the number of whorehouses among the ruins and the public portrail of sex acts on the walls therein, the people of Pompeii were being punished by a vengeful God for persistant licentious behavior."

"Actually, Mr. Torrio, it could be surmised that, due to the number of whorehouses among the ruins and the public portrail of sex acts on the walls therein, the people of Pompeii were being punished by a vengeful God for persistant licentious behavior."

"Does this iron to your face feel uncomfortable? Are you distressed by this action I've taken? Would you care to attempt humor at my expense now?"

"Does this iron to your face feel uncomfortable? Are you distressed by this action I've taken? Would you care to attempt humor at my expense now?"

"Grurmf…The mice…hurrum…. are my friends."

"Grurmf…The mice…hurrum…. are my friends."

"His comment concerning my wife being too much to much to bear, I resolved to exact revenge upon them, abandoning the reserve I've employed since childhood against exhibitions of public monstrosity… this endeavor and its results pleased me to such a degree that I permitted myself to smile using the left half of my…

"His comment concerning my wife being too much to much to bear, I resolved to exact revenge upon them, abandoning the reserve I've employed since childhood against exhibitions of public monstrosity… this endeavor and its results pleased me to such a degree that I permitted myself to smile using the left half of my…

Something Janette apparently hasn't learned:  You can always say "no".

Something Janette apparently hasn't learned:  You can always say "no".

"Boy that meal was filling, wasn't it? I don't feel well at all! Yeah, well…. let's all sit around now and watch Cousin Ridiculous play her saw." - The Easter Experience

"Boy that meal was filling, wasn't it? I don't feel well at all! Yeah, well…. let's all sit around now and watch Cousin Ridiculous play her saw." - The Easter Experience

Gyp's Mother: "Oh, bambino, whadda ya gonna do, eh? You gonna cry now?"

Gyp's Mother: "Oh, bambino, whadda ya gonna do, eh? You gonna cry now?"

"THAT'S how I pray, motherfucker!"

"THAT'S how I pray, motherfucker!"

"It's heroin, dear. Lovely, LOVELY heroin!"

"It's heroin, dear. Lovely, LOVELY heroin!"

How pathetic was that spanking Margaret decided to give Teddy? The kid playing Teddy out weighs the trainspotting chic by at least 30 pounds…